[57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux. Filch warned Snape at once and Harry, while trying to avoid them, hid in an unused classroom and stumbled into the Mirror of Erised for the first time. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. Hermione broke the hug. Harry Potter is such a beautiful, erotic boy, and Gilderoy will have him wrapped tightly around his finger in the time it takes you to say Boggart. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. [82] During the one hour-long interruption in the battle, Filch was at the Great Hall, where his injuries were treated by Horace Slughorn. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. [75] His obsession with the castle's cleanliness led him to neglect actual security at times, as he forgot to lock the doors at least one time even in the more dangerous hours, something Slughorn reprimanded him for. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! [59] Later that same month, after Gryffindor's abysmal performance in their Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, the Slytherin sang Weasley is Our King so loudly and frequently that Filch banned the song from the corridors out of sheer irritation.[60]. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. This is a Triwizard clue! Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . I am legitimately sad about it now. A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. Sign up for Kissing Books to receive news, book recommendations, and more for residents of Romancelandia. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. . [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn. What a stupid question. 1. In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. [44], So! [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. He was born to at least one wizard parent sometime before 1951,[1] presumably somewhere in the British Isles. Filch, unaware of what was happening, came to Professor McGonagall shouting that students were out of bed. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. As Snape discussed with Filch, he wanted to take those objects in order to find who they belonged to (suspecting that they were Harry's). [14] Upon the opening of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Filch has placed a blanket ban on all the joke items that could be purchased at their shop, but the twins managed to sneak past security by disguising all their Love Potions as cough potions and perfumes. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. Confused about what he felt and hearing his mum's final words, Harry's mind starts to unlock things that had been better left forgotten. Mrs Norris, like her master, was infamously bad-tempered with anyone but Filch himself. This content contains affiliate links. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. Click here to enter, or just click the image below. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. Strange, but consensual. Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. EvenTom Feltonhas said that Drapple is his one of his favorite Harry Potter fan pairings. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. Harry wanted him to do stuff for money, so Gilderoy naturally did as he was told. Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. "Min ymmrrn kyll. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. Soon, Filch discovered Harry and took him to his office; however, before he could punish Harry, Filch heard a noise and realised that Peeves had damaged a very valuable Vanishing Cabinet. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFilch is suspicious of Harry Potter as he wanders around the school, During the next school year, the alleged mass-murderer Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the Ministry of Magic stationed Dementors around the entrances to the grounds in order to protect the school and Harry Potter, which was thought to be Black's target. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. [22], During the 19861987 school year, he confiscated Jacob's notebooks in the Three Broomsticks Inn from Jacob's sibling on Snape's orders to confiscate all items related to the Cursed Vaults. - " --", . Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! by Sarah1281. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. You've been stealing! This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. What are they doing here? The Second Wizarding War began. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. Spend a few pages writing out your plot. He let them go after threatening to send them to Dumbledore, taking Mrs Norris to see Professor McGonagall to clean her fur. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. Oh God Not Again! And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. Develop your characters. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! Please consider turning it on! [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. Molly Weasleys naked body can turn men to stone AND homosexuality. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. Filch talked to her and called her "my sweet". On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. Harry's 6th year is off to a rough start. Professor, something is poking my bum. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. Harry didnt want to react this way. Scorpius and Albus are dating in this story, and after doing a little digging, they find out that their parents Draco and Harry also used to date. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). Chapter Text. [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. During his tenure as Headmaster, Snape kept Filch working at Hogwarts despite his status as a Squib. On 7 October, Filch hung a copy of the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four on the Entrance Hall. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. He is found and adopted by Merlin and is stuck in the past and is immortal until his time approaches. [42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. Why would he? "Well at least we know Potter's an . [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. [65], No one, however, could compete with the master of chaos, Peeves. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. Harry really did love him to allow him such an honor. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. PEEVES! Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. PEEVES! [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. Harry Potter is a slut. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. 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